By Paul Kramer Ā· January 23, 2026

ā€œWhere horsepower meets conversationā€

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Every once in a while, a reader emails something so passionate, so well-written, and so slightly grumpy that it deserves public airtime.

This week’s note, paraphrased:

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Porsche has veered away from real Porsches. SUVs are a limp endorsement. The lineup panders to deep-pocketed posers. Just build a proper 911 or 718, and call it a day.

First of all:
Respect. This is not a troll. This is aĀ properly aged Porsche take from one of our followers/listeners. Ā Thank you for sharing.

And honestly? I get it.

MY KNEE-JERK AGREEMENT

In a perfect world, Porsche would:

  • Rebuild the 964 RS

  • Reissue the 996 GT3

  • Make a mechanical, loud, simple 911

  • Offer it in three trims and go racing

Boom. Done.
Sign me up yesterday.

But here’s the inconvenient part...

REALITY CHECK (BROUGHT TO YOU BY GOVERNMENTS, LAWYERS & ACCOUNTANTS)

Modern Porsche doesn’t exist in a vacuum. It exists in a world that demands:

  • Safety regulations

  • Emissions compliance

  • Noise restrictions

  • And lawsuits waiting to happen

Those constraints make buildingĀ light, loud, analog sports carsĀ nearly impossibleĀ unlessĀ Porsche also builds… the ā€œun-realā€ ones.

Here’s the number nobody likes but everyone needs to hear:

Nearly 75% of Porsche’s global sales are four-door vehicles.

Macan. Cayenne. Panamera. Taycan.
Those cars don’t replace 911s — they subsidize them.

No SUVs?
No GT3s.
Full stop.

THE CAYENNE SAVED PORSCHE (AND YES, IT STILL STINGS)

The Cayenne didn’t dilute Porsche.
ItĀ kept it alive.

Without it, Porsche would either:

  • Be gone entirely, or

  • Be a sad badge on a terrible VW product

Instead, we still get:

  • Naturally aspirated GT cars

  • Manual transmissions

  • Sub-3,300-lb unicorns

That’s not selling out.
That’s survival.

A PERSONAL NOTE (AND A SOBERING ONE)

My 82-year-old father just sold his manual 996 Turbo — a car he bought new almost 25 years ago.

What’s next for him?

AĀ CPO Macan GTS.

Is it an air-cooled 911 with no nannies?
No.

But it:

  • Handles

  • Stops

  • Communicates

  • And lets him keep drivingĀ safelyĀ a little longer

Otherwise, he’d be in some floaty luxo-barge that can’t turn or stop, headed toward the desert like every other octogenarian in a Cadillac.

That Macan lets him stay a Porsche guy. Ā It lets him enjoy driving for a tad bit longer. Ā 
That matters.

THE UNPOPULAR TRUTH

If you haven’t driven a Macan, Cayenne, or PanameraĀ hard, on a real road, in anger…

You’re missing the point.

They aren’t 911s.
They were never meant to be.

But theĀ handling, steering, and braking DNA is still there — and that’s not an accident.

THE TAKEAWAY

You can love air-cooled 911sĀ andĀ understand why Porsche builds SUVs.

You can hate the opticsĀ andĀ appreciate the engineering.

And you can mourn what’s goneĀ without ignoring what made it possible to survive.

I’ll keep selling, driving, and defending the ā€œrealā€ Porsches.

But I’m also thankful the others exist —
because without them, there wouldn’t be anything left to argue about.

And honestly?

A Porsche that keeps someone driving longer in life still feels pretty real to me.

— Paul Kramer

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Paul Kramer is the voice behind AutoKennel, decoding car culture one European sports car at a time. For his takes on all things fast, rare, or slightly unhinged, visitĀ AutoKennel.comĀ or followĀ @autokennel.Ā 

You can reach Paul via voice, text, orĀ WhatsApp at 714-335-4911.

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